What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Black Friday

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Hi

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Health food.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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