Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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