A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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