- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

The Barackness Monster

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

u jelly?

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

fruit salad?

What's funnier than 24? 25

baby seal walks into a club

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