STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What black and has children A black man

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Lets go Yankees

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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