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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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