- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

My kids are mistakes.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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