- Anti Joke

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

I said I hate niiggers

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A mans opinion.