Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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