- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Women's rights.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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