What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Take this and put it- No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Womens Rights.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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try slamming a revolving door

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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