A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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you and your family will die tonight

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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