What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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