What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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what happens every day? People die

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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