Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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The Game

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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