a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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im a dragon, no im not

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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