Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Santa isn't real

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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How old are you? 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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