Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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knock knock get lost!

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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I pooped.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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