A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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