knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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kkk

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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hot diggity dog

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Are you a tree

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

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