whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Your dads dead. lol

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Republicans

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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