What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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The WNBA

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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