okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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4 1/2

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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