- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

It smells like triangles in here.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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