- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

The person below me is weird.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What's big and white?

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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