Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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