Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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