when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Justin Beiber

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

xavier stop

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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