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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

penis haha

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

what do u call a black person by his name

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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