What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Do you play piano? No

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Anti Joke

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