You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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