Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Your future.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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you give like i give lomain

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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