What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Get in the car.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

a fish swimming in the water swims

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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