Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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