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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

A young baby died.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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