*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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children burning

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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