- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

my mind's eye?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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