What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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children burning

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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