what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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once upon a time, it snowed

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Anti Joke

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