An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Anyone??????????/

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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