A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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... Chan chan

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Anti Joke

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