What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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redtube

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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