whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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im a willy bum bum

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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