- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Nickelback

-Knock Knock -Come in!

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

"knock knock" "Come in"

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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