- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Women's rights

Black Friday

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Tough crowd tonight...

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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