why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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the love boat

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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