Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Help I'm being raped!

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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penis

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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