So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Anti Joke

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