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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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