Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Samraj.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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