What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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