- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

PEANIS!

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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