- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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