There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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sorry got to poo

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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i am and me is i

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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