Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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PENIS :)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Anti Joke

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