What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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