Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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run farther?

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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