why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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do you have a wife?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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you suck

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Muslim athletes.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Wright flyer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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