- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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