- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A white person at Harvard

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

YOU

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Harry Chappell raped someone

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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