- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??