- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Butt poop.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Gingers.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Tunechi

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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