What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

... i forgot the joke :p

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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