- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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