Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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F? No k

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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