Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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