- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A French man gets into a fight

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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