- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

sharks

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

see ya

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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