Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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